The vibrator alarm clock is real, and it lives in your pants

Little Rooster is the world’s first vibrator alarm clock “specifically designed to wake you with pleasure”. Worn entirely externally, it says it is shaped for “all-position comfort” – i.e. it stays in place however much you move. Apparently, the lowest settings are almost imperceptible and it doesn’t shock you awake.
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About the product the company says:

Pop your Little Rooster in your panties before you go to sleep: within seconds you will not even notice it is there. Toss and turn and it will stay in place. No part of Little Rooster is worn internally. What makes Little Rooster really special is that delicious semi-conscious state when you are not yet quite awake. Other alarms tear those precious moments from you. Little Rooster not only lets you savour them, it makes them even dreamier.

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Aaaaand now the inventor is creating one for men. See the video below.