My love affair with Deptford Goth has been spiralling out of control since I got hold of his album “Life After Defo” yesterday. It’s pretty much the heart-breaking pop album I’ve been waiting for someone to make for, like, ever.

“Feel Real” is probably my favourite song of the album. If I could be bothered with vinyl, there would be a pronounced groove forming on that track. Basically, if you don’t like this track I’m not sure we’ll get on…