Hot pants
If it looks like you’ve forgotten to put your shorts on, they are too short. If your bum cheek crease is visible, they are too short. If the pocket lining hangs out the bottom, they are too short. Also, if someone says: “I feel cold just looking at you!” – you guessed it. Too short. Go put some trousers on, you look like a hooker.
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